Workout Routine

Workout Routine for the Overachiever

Optional Routine for the Slackers

Monday (Chest Day):

Crush 10 reps of burpees while simultaneously playing the trombone
Do 5 sets of 10 squats while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby"

Thursday (Back Day):

Perform 5 sets of 10 deadlifts while listening to elevator music
Do 10 sets of 5 pushups while trying to solve a Rubik's Cube

Leg Day

This HTML/CSS code is a satirical take on a typical employee benefits page, with an over-the-top workout routine for the overachiever and an optional routine for the slacker. The code uses a bright and bold color scheme to match the absurdity of the content.

Employee Benefits

Workout Routine for the Overachiever

Optional Routine for the Slackers

Monday (Chest Day):

Thursday (Back Day):