Employee Perks - Bureau of Unconventional Governance

As a valued member of our esteemed bureaucracy, you are eligible for a range of benefits designed to make your life more...interesting.

• Complimentary existential dread, provided free of charge.
• Free access to our state-of-the-art cubicles, featuring a unique blend of fluorescent lighting and ergonomic discomfort.
• Unlimited free parking, but only if you can find the lot.
• A 4-day work week, because we know you're not really working on Fridays.

For more information on our Complimentary Existential Dread, please see our Dread-Inducement Policy.