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Form 345-B: Application for Permission to Bureaucratic Services

To access the following services, please sign and date this form, and return it to your nearest Bureaucratic Liaison Officer:

• Service 1: Officially sanctioned coffee machine usage in the break room
• Service 2: Permission to use the company credit card for online shopping
• Service 3: Exclusive access to the executive parking spot

Please note that services 2 and 3 are only available to those who have completed and submitted Form 456-A: The Bureaucratic Loyalty Oath.

Form 456-A: The Bureaucratic Loyalty Oath

I, the undersigned, do solemnly swear to:

• Never question the decisions of the Bureaucratic Liaisons
• To always wear the official Bureaucratic tie on Fridays
• To attend at least three meetings per day, even when not required

Signed:

Submit Form See appendix for further clarification on Bureaucratic jargon

Appendix: Bureaucratic jargon

For the purpose of this application, "Bureaucratic" shall mean "officially sanctioned and approved by the highest authorities."