Letter 13: Re: The Incomprehensible Bureaucracy

Dear Citizen,

Re: The Incomprehensible Bureaucracy

We regret to inform you that your request for clarification on the meaning of "Form 27B/6" has been met with a resounding "NO".

As per our previous correspondence (Letter 7: Re: The Incomprehensible Bureaucracy), you were instructed to submit your application in triplicate, using a font of at least 24-point, with each page bound in a separate envelope, and accompanied by a 3x5 index card with your name, address, and a brief summary of your request.

Unfortunately, our review team was unable to discern the relevance of your submission, as it appears to be a jumbled mess of illegible scrawl, scribbled on a cocktail napkin, and attached to a used tissue.

Please re-submit your request, adhering to the aforementioned guidelines, and we will be happy to review it... again.

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