Wednesday Wisdom - Bureaucratic Mandate Edition - 3/15/2023

By the Power of the State, You Are Now Mandated to Read This

Section 3, Subsection 1, Article 2:

Paragraph 4: You Are Required to Wear Socks

By order of the Bureaucracy, all citizens are mandated to wear socks on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in a fine of 1000 credits.

Subpage: Exemptions

If you have a legitimate medical reason for not wearing socks, please contact your local Bureaucratic Mandate Office for further information.

Hyperlink to Medical Exemptions for more information.

Subpage: Fines and Penalties

Fines for non-compliance will be collected by our trained and highly competent Bureaucratic Agents. Don't test our resolve!

Hyperlink to Fines and Penalties for more information.