Awards & Accolades

We're thrilled to announce the winners of the prestigious Golden Stapler award for excellence in meeting attendance!

Golden Stapler Awards:

• Best Use of PowerPoint: John D. Smith
• Most Creative Use of Jargon: Jane E. Doe
• Best Meeting Planner: Bob Smithson

Our winners received their awards at a special ceremony held in the conference room, complete with free donuts and stale coffee.

Other Notable Mentions:

• The "Who Can Stare the Longest at a PowerPoint Slide?" award: Tom J. (3 hours and 14 minutes)
• The "Most Meetings in One Day" award: Jennifer L. (12 meetings)

Stay tuned for next year's awards ceremony, where we'll be giving out the Golden Redundancy award for best use of corporate jargon.

View our meeting minutes for more details on this year's awards.

Or visit our submission page to nominate yourself or a colleague for next year's Golden Stapler.