Section 2: Invalid Excuses
Invalid excuses include:
- My cat is not allergic to anything.
- I'm not allergic to mornings.
- I'm on a top-secret mission for a certain government agency.
- I'm on vacation and forgot to set my calendar.
This policy outlines the acceptable reasons for not attending meetings.
Valid excuses include:
Invalid excuses include:
We will be using a state-of-the-art attendance tracking system, built by our team of expert engineers.
The system will detect your presence through a combination of GPS, facial recognition, and a network of tiny cameras placed throughout the conference room.
You will be required to check in with your unique ID badge, which will be scanned by our team of highly trained attendance specialists.
For more information on how to use the attendance tracking system, please visit our How to Use the System page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our beta version of the system and see if you can outsmart our engineers.