Attendance Tracking Beta

Welcome to the Attendance Tracking Beta, where the thrill of bureaucracy meets the agony of tedium.

How it Works

Simply click the "Mark Present" button to indicate your attendance. If you're feeling particularly productive, you can also mark yourself as "Present with Coffee".

Mark Present Mark Present with Coffee

Or, if you're feeling particularly unproductive, click the "Mark Absent" button.

Mark Absent

We're watching you.

Statistics

Current Attendance Rate: 23%

Number of Coffee Cups Spilled: 42

Number of Meetings Canceled: 5

View Estimated Budget for Coffee

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this, anyway?

What happens if I mark myself as "Adjacent Bathroom"?

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