| Attendee | Title | Reason for Attendance |
|---|---|---|
| John Doe | Manager of Unnecessary Meetings | To avoid being sent to a re-education camp |
| Jane Doe | Assistant to the Manager of Unnecessary Meetings | To take notes, but mostly to gossip |
| Bob Smith | IT Specialist, but really a Professional Caffeine Addict | To mainline on coffee, but not too much, just a sip |