Decision-004: The Unanimous Declaration of Unimportance

Minutes of the Meeting of the Incredibly Important Department

Management

Present: Bob, Jane, and Joe (in alphabetical order)

Moderator: Jane (because she has a fancy degree)

Topic: The Importance of Being Important (Again)

The meeting began at 9:00 AM sharp. Bob arrived 10 minutes late, apologizing profusely for his tardiness. Jane and Joe were already seated, sipping their coffee and whispering to each other.

Decision-004 was tabled for discussion, and after much deliberation, the following motion was proposed: "We should totally do something really cool, but we're not really sure what it is yet."

This motion was met with resounding agreement from all parties, and a unanimous decision was reached. The meeting adjourned at 9:15 AM, with the understanding that someone would figure it out later.

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