Minutes from the 2022-02-15 Bureaucratic Meeting of the Unyielding and Infallible Council

Decision 1: Mandatory Pajama Pants for All Employees

Resolution:

Due to the recent spike in office slumbering incidents, it was decided that all employees will be issued a complimentary pair of mandatory pajama pants to be worn at all times while on-duty.

Rationale:

It was deemed that the current state of office attire is woefully inadequate for the demands of modern bureaucracy. Pajama pants will increase productivity, reduce tardiness, and enhance the overall aesthetic of the office.

Action Items:

1. Order 1000 pairs of pajama pants for all employees.
2. Designate a Pajama Pants Committee to oversee the implementation and maintenance of the Pajama Pants Policy.

Next Steps:

Regular progress reports will be submitted to the Council by the Pajama Pants Committee. A follow-up meeting will be scheduled in 6 weeks to review the efficacy of the Pajama Pants Policy.