Item 1: Meeting with Department of Red Tape
Attended a meeting with the Department of Red Tape, where we discussed the importance of filling out forms in triplicate.
Read the minutesItem 2: Lunch Break with Bureaucratic Union Representatives
Had a lunch break with representatives from the Bureaucratic Union, where we ate a meal of stale crackers and dry toast.
See the union contractItem 3: Review of Formatted Coffee Machine Instructions
Reviewed the instructions for the new formatted coffee machine, which was a thrilling 47-page document filled with confusing diagrams.
Read the instructions