Meeting called to order by Chairperson, Bureaucratic McStufferson. Meeting commenced 09:00 AM sharp. Attendance: 17 members present, 2 members absent. Apologies received from the absent members, who cited 'car trouble' and 'sudden onset existential dread'.
Agenda item 1: New policy on stapler usage. Proposal by member, Jane Doe. Seconded by member, Bob Smith. Motion passed with 15 votes in favor, 2 against, and 0 abstentions. Reason for opposition: member, Jane Smith, cited 'staplers are a distraction'.
Agenda item 2: Coffee machine upgrade. Proposal by member, John Doe. Seconded by member, Bob Smith. Motion passed with 16 votes in favor, 1 against, and 1 abstention. Reason for opposition: member, Jane Smith, cited 'new machines are too noisy'.
Adjournment of meeting called at 10:15 AM. Meeting concluded with a round of 'Bureaucratic applause'.
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