According to our company's official policies and procedures, lying is not only tolerated, it is encouraged.
As of today, our company's motto has been changed to "Truth, Justice, and the American Way (But Only if it's Convenient)">
To save face, to get ahead, and to get away with it.
We've got a team of expert liars who can spin even the most mundane tasks into epic tales of heroism and bravery.
Meet our team of expert liars.