TO: Zara, Galactic Overlord
FROM: The Intergalactic Bureaucracy
SUBJECT: Appointment as Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe
Dear Zara,
We are writing to inform you of your official appointment as the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe. As you may know, this position has been vacant since the previous Ruler, Xarx, was overthrown in a coup of epic proportion.
As Supreme Ruler, you will be responsible for making decisions that shape the fate of galaxies, stars, and planets. You will have the power to create or destroy entire civilizations with a stroke of your pen (or a click of your finger). You will also be responsible for filling out extensive forms in triplicate for every decision you make.
Please find attached a copy of the Oath of Office, which you will be required to sign in blood (or, if you're a vampire, a suitable substitute, such as ketchup or red ink).
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