This is a solemn promise to the Great Overlord, the Supreme Ruler of the land of Our Great Nation.
You must agree to the following:
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the terms and conditions of service.
You also acknowledge that the Great Overlord is always right, no matter what.
Signature:
If you submit this oath, you will be granted access to the Privileges of the Loyalist.
However, if you do not submit this oath, you will be subject to the Punishments of the Non-Loyalist.
Do not sign this oath if you are allergic to authority or have a history of questioning the obvious.