Our mission is simple: to create the most complex, soul-sucking, and time-wasting bureaucratic systems in the multiverse. With an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly disaffected employees, we strive to make every interaction with our organization a joyless and soul-crushing experience.
We're not just a bureaucracy, we're a way of life. And our way of life is all about filling out forms, attending meetings, and waiting in line. Join us, and you too can experience the thrill of being told to fill out a form in triplicate!
Learn more about our core values: Red Tape, Red Tape Everywhere And don't miss our subpage on the importance of pointless meetings! Meet the heroes of our organization: the people who have spent the most time in the waiting room