Welcome to the most inefficient, yet somehow functioning, organization in the world! Our team of experts in procrastination, excuse-making, and form-filling is here to help you with any and all your bureaucratic needs.
| Position | Name | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| Director of Red Tape | Reginald P. Bottomsworth | Filling out paperwork for the sake of it |
| Bureaucratic Analyst | Lola L. Delay | Expert in finding ways to slow down progress |
| Head of Excuse-Making | Baron Von Excusealot | Crafting creative excuses for every occasion |
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