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Bureaucracy: Where the Red Tape Never Ends

Welcome to the most inefficient, yet somehow functioning, organization in the world! Our team of experts in procrastination, excuse-making, and form-filling is here to help you with any and all your bureaucratic needs.

Meet the Team

Position Name Specialty
Director of Red Tape Reginald P. Bottomsworth Filling out paperwork for the sake of it
Bureaucratic Analyst Lola L. Delay Expert in finding ways to slow down progress
Head of Excuse-Making Baron Von Excusealot Crafting creative excuses for every occasion

Want to learn more about our team members?

prophets> Read Reginald's bio
Learn about Lola's expertise
Meet Baron Von Excusealot in person