Our Team

Meet the Bureaucratic Efficiency Inc. Team Members

Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Reginald is our fearless leader, and by "fearless" we mean he's got a healthy respect for the power of the red pen.

Learn more about Reginald's impressive resume

Barbara B. Beancounter

Barbara is our resident expert in the art of making things take longer.

Read about Barbara's extensive collection of antique paperclip holders

Maurice T. Mover

Maurice is our go-to guy for moving things, slowly, and with much paperwork.

Discover the art of "Mover's Method" for the most efficient relocations

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