Permits for Cats

A comprehensive guide to getting official permission for your feline overlord to do absolutely anything.

Are you tired of being woken up at 4am every morning by your cat demanding to be let out? Do you want to give your cat free rein over the kitchen, where they can plot world domination from the safety of the pantry? Look no further than our Permits for Advanced Cat Domination.

Learn about the secret cat spy program, where your feline friend can use their natural skills for good, or evil.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take our Cat Space Explorer Permit application for a chance to send your cat to the moon (results not guaranteed, but highly probable).

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