Permit for Squirrels

Squirrels are welcome to apply for this permit, provided they can prove they're not a menace.

Applicants must provide:

• A letter of recommendation from a responsible tree
• A copy of their squirrelly CV
• A sworn affidavit from a squirrel-friendly neighbor

Fines for non-compliance: $1000 (or the value of 100 pounds of acorns)

FAQs Permit for Squirrels 2.0