Permit FAQ
A: To confuse and delight the fine people of Squirrelington, of course.
A: Ah, you want to know? It's not a small fee, but it's not actually free. Let's just say it's... negotiable.
A: Ha! You want to know the truth? It's more of a... suggestion. Yeah, that's it. A suggestion. With a fine print that says "You're not really supposed to do that."
A: Uh, no. Permits are firmly rooted in the present. Or is it the past? Hmm, details, details.
A: No. Only for the most... interesting activities. Like, have you ever seen a squirrel in a tutu? That's a permit situation.
A: Well, you can... try. But don't say we didn't warn you.