The Bureaucratic Principles
In a world where efficiency is a myth, and progress is a distant memory, we have distilled the essence of our beloved Bureaucracy.
- The Principle of Redundancy: We shall not do anything without first doing it twice.
- The Principle of Circular Motion: Every step forward shall be preceded by two steps back.
- The Principle of Overly Complicated Solutions: We shall not provide a simple answer, lest we be accused of being too lazy.
- The Principle of Appearances: We shall make it look like we're doing work, even when we're not.
And so, dear citizens, we shall guide you through the maze of our Bureaucratic Wonderland, with all its twists, turns, and unnecessary paperwork.