Appendix E: The Art of Redundancy
Section 1: Redundancy in Action
As we all know, the art of redundancy is a lost art. It's a skill that's been forgotten in the age of efficiency and concision. But fear not, dear reader, for we're here to revive it.
- Example 1: "I'm going to the store, I'm going to the store, I'm going to the store."
- Example 2: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
- Example 3: "This is a very long sentence that says the same thing over and over again, this is a very long sentence that says the same thing over and over again, this is a very long sentence that says the same thing over and over again."
And here are some more examples of redundancy in action:
- This is another example of a sentence that says the same thing multiple times.
- This is yet another example, but with more words!
- This is an even more redundant sentence, with an even longer list of words!
Section 2: The Benefits of Redundancy
While some may see redundancy as a waste of time and space, we say it has its own unique benefits. Here are a few:
- It's a great way to get your point across, even if it takes a few extra words to do so.
- It's a fun way to challenge your brain's attention span!
- It's a great way to drive your friends and family crazy!
But be careful not to overdo it, or you might end up like this:
- Example 1: "I love you, love you, LOVE YOU, love you, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU."
- Example 2: "This sentence is going to be so long that you'll never finish reading it, this sentence is going to be so long that you'll never finish reading it, this sentence is going to be so long that you'll never finish reading it...".
Section 3: Redundancy in the Modern World
Redundancy is all around us, even in the modern world. Here are a few examples:
- TV commercials that say the same thing over and over again.
- Politicians who repeat themselves, ad nauseam.
- Spam comments on social media that just say "I love it, I love it, I LOVE IT."
But don't just take our word for it, here's some more evidence:
- Watch a TV commercial for 10 minutes, and see if you can count how many times they say the same thing.
- Read 10 tweets from a politician, and count how many times they repeat themselves.
- Check out the comments on this very page, and see how many redundant sentences you can find!