A declaration of our unwavering commitment to the art of unrefined, unrepentant, and unapologetic design.
We believe that code should be as beautiful as it is broken. We reject the tyranny of whitespace, and we scorn the notion of semicolons.
Read on to Article 2: On the Futility of Accessibility
We hold that a page should not be judged by its usability, but by its audacity. We reject the constraints of accessibility, and we celebrate the art of obfuscation.
Read on to Article 3: On the Sanctity of Sans-Serif Fonts
We hold that the sans-serif is the only true font of freedom. We reject the tyranny of serifs, and we scorn the notion of legibility.