Form 27-B/6: Phone Home Protocol

Section 3, Subsection 7: Notification and Response Procedures

As per subsection 7, section 3, article 5 of the Phone Home Protocol, all employees are required to notify their superiors of their whereabouts at all times. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Frequent phone calls to the Mother Ship (Section 9, Subsection 2)
• Regular updates via the Communi-Link (Section 11, Subsection 1)
• Bi-weekly transmission of vital signs and emotional status reports (Section 15, Subsection 3)

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Mandatory Re-education seminars
• Court-ordered reassignments to remote outpost 42-B/7
• Loss of all accumulated space rations

Learn more about Subsection 5: Special Circumstances Reporting Procedures

Appendix A: Frequently Asked Questions