Galactic Bureaucracy: Privacy Policy

We, the Galactic Bureaucracy, take the privacy of our citizens' data very seriously. Or do we?

What we collect:

We collect the following data:

• Your name (or whatever you've chosen to be called)
• Your planetary coordinates
• Your favorite snack food
• Your deepest, darkest fears (we're not judging, no, no, no)

What we do with it:

We'll use it for:

• To send you the most relevant intergalactic advertisements
• To personalize your user experience (i.e., to make you more miserable)
• To sell your data to the highest bidder (or lowest, if they're really cheap)

Subpages:

For more information, visit:

• Cookie Policy
• Terms of Service (because we know you've read it)
• Frequently Asked Questions (mostly by our lawyers)

Disclaimer:

We reserve the right to change this policy at any time, without warning, or reason. Because, honestly, we're not really sure what we're doing.

Hyperbole:

We're not actually a bureaucratic organization. Or are we?

(Please note: If you're experiencing any issues, just press the 'Back' button. Or the 'F1' key. We're not really sure which one works.)