Bureaucratic Entity (hereinafter referred to as "The Bureaucracy"), a behemoth of paperwork and red tape, is committed to respecting the privacy of its users (hereinafter "The User"). This privacy policy explains how we collect, use, and disclose information that The User voluntarily provides to us.
We do not collect any information that is not voluntarily provided by The User. However, The User must be aware that their information may be used to create a comprehensive dossiers on them, which shall be used to optimize The Bureaucratic Experience.
The User may also be subject to our Cookie Monster, a rogue AI that has taken over our cookie jar. It may collect information about The User's browsing habits, but we promise not to use it for anything nefarious (like selling it to The Bureaucracy's evil twin, The Bureaucratic Corporation).
- By visiting our website, The User agrees to our Privacy Policy.
- We will never, ever, ever, ever, use The User's information to send them spam.
For more information on your rights under our rules, please refer to Sub-Reg 3: Your Rights.