By accessing this website, you agree to the following cookie policy:
1. We will drop cookies on you like it's hot.
2. These cookies will be used to monitor your every move, including but not limited to: browsing history, click history, scroll depth, and cookie consumption.
3. You have 0.00001% chance of escaping our all-seeing, all-knowing cookie overlords.
We reserve the right to change our cookie policy at any time without prior notice. Or, you know, we might just forget, who knows?
Please proceed with your cookie-filled life, citizen.
Privacy Policy: Where we tell you what we can and can't see. Disclaimer: Because we can do that.