Procedural Overlap: A Bureaucratic Conundrum
Warning: The Procedural Overlap has occurred. Please stand by for further instructions.
A team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly paid lawyers has been tasked with resolving this situation. They will likely take a few weeks, months, or years to do so.
Causes of the Procedural Overlap:
The Procedural Overlap is caused by a combination of factors, including (but not limited to): Overlapping Bureaucratic Forms, Departmental Red Tape, and Bureaucratic Lingo.
Solutions:
The solution to the Procedural Overlap is simple: Standardize the Procedure. But be warned, this will only lead to more Standardized Bureaucracy.