Welcome to Contractor 1, the most esteemed and feared contractor in all the land. Our team of expertly trained bureaucrats will ensure that your every need is met with an unrelenting onslaught of paperwork and pointless meetings.

Services Offered

• Red tape services: We will wrap you up like a present with our extensive use of forms, reports, and unnecessary appendices.
• Interminable meetings: We will keep you talking until you're blue in the face, or at least until we've reached a satisfactory resolution.
• Bureaucratic jargon: We will speak in a language so impenetrable, you'll be lost in a sea of confusion.
• Unnecessary certifications: We will ensure you have more certifications than you need, but not as many as you want.
• Overly complex IT infrastructure: We will set up a system so convoluted, you'll need a flowchart just to navigate your own desk.

Subcontractors

We have a team of highly skilled subcontrators, each with their own special brand of inefficiency.

• Subcontractor 2: The Humanitarian
• Subcontractor 3: The Enthusiast
• Subcontractor 4: The Inefficiency Specialist