Counterargument: A Bureaucratic Response

We, the Bureaucratic Overlords of this domain, have been made aware of your counterargument. We appreciate your dedication to the art of pedantry.

However, after careful consideration, we must inform you that your counterargument is invalid.

The reasoning behind our decision is as follows:

• You did not use the correct font style, which is only accessible by those who have undergone the proper training.
• Your use of sarcasm and irony is noted, but we cannot be swayed by such trivialities.
• Your argument was not supported by sufficient bureaucratic jargon.

Please rephrase your argument using the proper Bureaucratic Speak, and resubmit for further review.

You may also wish to review our Rephrased Argument Template for further guidance.

We appreciate your understanding in this matter.

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