Appendix 1: The Official Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape

Section 1: Appendix 1.1: The History of Bureaucracy

Section 2: Appendix 1.2: Bureaucratic Jargon Decoded

Section 3: Bureaucratic Etiquette

Tip 1: Always use the correct form to fill out, even if it takes 37 pages.

Tip 2: Never, ever, ever, EVER speak to a superior without a lawyer present.

Section 4: Advanced Bureaucratic Etiquette