Required Reading for the Utterly Obliged
As required by the Bureaucratic Code 3000, subsection 14, paragraph 3: all citizens must read this appendix at least once.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Reassignment to the Island of Lost Causes
- Revocation of all privileges and benefits
- Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
To ensure compliance, please visit the following links:
Appendix B: More Bureaucratic Nonsense, Appendix C: Unnecessary Information