Why I Never Do My Homework
Reasons:
It's too boring.
I'm allergic to paper cuts.
I have a rare medical condition that prevents me from focusing on anything longer than 5 seconds.
I'm secretly a professional gamer and homework is a distraction.
I've already memorized the entirety of 'The Great Gatsby' and don't see the need for actual learning.
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