Disclaimer
Warning: Bureaucratic Red Tape Ahead.
Terms of Use for the Ministry of Redundancy
- By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you are entering a world of unnecessary complexity.
- You agree to surrender all hope and joy in exchange for the privilege of experiencing the bureaucratic process.
- You understand that the Ministry reserves the right to reorganize and reclassify information at random.
- You promise not to attempt to make sense of any document issued by this office without first consulting a certified expert in the field of excessive paperwork.
Definitions
- Bureaucracy: A system of government in which officials are chosen for their ability to generate paperwork and confuse the populace.
- Excess: The amount of paperwork generated by this office in a single year is equivalent to the combined word count of all the great works of literature ever written.
- Red tape: A term coined to describe the thick, black lines of confusion that bind the unwary traveler in this labyrinthine system.
Appendix A: A list of all the other disclaimers
PDFs of all our disclaimers and other documents