For the truly accomplished individual, doing nothing is a delicate dance of productivity.
Start by clearing your schedule for the next 24 hours. No meetings, no calls, no emails.
Next, locate a comfortable position on your couch, preferably with a clear view of the TV.
Navigate to your favorite streaming service and select a show that's not too taxing.
As you watch, ponder the meaninglessness of existence.
For the seasoned professional, advanced techniques are available to further enhance your doing nothing experience.
Learn to tune out background noise and focus on the sound of your own breathing.
Develop a fondness for the feeling of dust motes on your keyboard as you scroll through your phone.
Practice the art of staring blankly into space.
Q: What happens if I get a phone call?
A: Ignore it. Or better yet, answer it with a series of non-sequiturs.
Q: What if my cat wakes me up from my doing nothing reverie?
A: Shoo the cat away with a well-placed throw pillow.
Q: What if my roommate asks to borrow $10?
A: Refer them to chapter 1, section 2.
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