According to renowned expert and renowned slacker, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, procrastination is not a disease, but an art form.
Dr. Bottomsworth's groundbreaking research proves that putting off tasks until the very last minute not only leads to increased productivity, but also to increased feelings of euphoria and existential dread.
Download Dr. Bottomsworth's full research paper here
Appendix A: Why I Never Do My HomeworkDrop Shadow of Despair, cast by the Bureaucracy Institute's own, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth