Decision Tree of Despair

A tool for when your choices will inevitably lead to ruin.

Assurance 11: Because You Wanted More Bureaucracy, Didn't You?

1. Fear of Missing Out on Bureaucratic Approval
2. Confusion of Which Form to Fill Out First
3. Paranoia of Being Audited for Errors
4. Schadenfreude of Watching Others Fill Out Their Own Red Tape
5. I gave up, honestly.