The Fine Print

This guarantee is not actually a guarantee. Like, at all.

Read the Terms of Use (or Lack Thereof) for more details.

Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.

Appendix 13: The Unreliable Guarantee of Unreliability

Because we're not actually promising anything, but here's some extra fine print:

1. We reserve the right to change our minds.
2. We may or may not actually do what we say we'll do.
3. We're not actually accountable for our actions (or lack thereof).

(Note: This is all just for fun. Or is it?)

Frequently Unanswered Questions

Because you're probably not going to ask us anything we'll actually answer:

1. Q: Will you really do what you promise?
2. A: Nope.
3. Q: Are you actually accountable?
4. A: Ha! Good luck with that.