By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the following: I will not, in fact, read this document.
Remember, this is just for show. You can, in fact, do whatever you want.
This document outlines the procedures for ensuring that your paperwork is not, in fact, unreliable. Or, at the very least, not noticeably unreliable.
Section 1: The Art of Filling Out Forms in a Way That Will Not Get You Fined.
Section 2: The Science of Signing Documents with a Pen that Has Not Been Sanitized Since the Clinton Administration.
Section 3: The Bureaucratic Equivalent of "Just Kidding, I'm Not Really Doing This".
Subsection 23: The Fine Print of Fine Print.By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the following: I will not, in fact, read this document.
Remember, this is just for show. You can, in fact, do whatever you want.