Appendix C: The Unofficial Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Because, let's face it, the official guide is a lie. A cruel, soul-crushing lie.

Here's what you need to know:

• Don't bother reading the fine print. Who needs that?
• Take breaks. Take lots of breaks. You can never have too many breaks.
• Daydream about the meaning of life. Preferably while staring at a wall.

Need more guidance? Try our other resources:

• Subsection 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Subsection 2: The Joy of Doing Nothing

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Appendix D: The Secret to Not Losing Your Keys

Or, if you're feeling desperate:

Appendix E: The Art of Not Crying in Front of Your Coworker