Assurance 12: The Bureaucratic Bible

FAQs

• Q: What is Assurance 12?
• R: It's the definitive guide to navigating the depths of our glorious bureaucracy.
• Q: What kind of documents do I need to fill out?
• R: All of them. Every form, every report, every memo.
• Q: Can I just wing it and hope for the best?
• R: No. Don't be ridiculous. You'll only end up on the "Special Circumstances" list.

For more information, visit:

• Appendix A: A Guide to Correctly F prophetsing Your Name
• Appendix B: The Art of Waiting in Line