This form is for the purpose of demonstrating the importance of red tape and unnecessary paperwork. It's a journey that will leave you feeling like you're trapped in a never-ending labyrinth of formative bureaucracy.
Section 2: Required Information
1. A signed affidavit of existence, notarized by a reputable lawyer.
2. A copy of your dental records, highlighting any existing cavities or other oral health issues.
3. A letter of recommendation from your therapist, confirming your sanity.
To begin, please download and fill out Form 3456, available here.
Once completed, submit the form to the Department of Red Tape, located at 123 Bureaucratic Boulevard, Suite 456.
For any questions or concerns, contact our Bureaucratic Support Hotline at bsl@bureaucracy.gov.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can download the excel template and submit it directly to our Bureaucratic Excel Ninjas.
By submitting this form, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and will not sue us for, any and all damages caused by the excessive use of bureaucracy.
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