Assurance 12: The Unreliable Document

This document is a work of fiction, and not actually reliable at all. In fact, it's probably been altered by our rivals, the Bureaucratic Union of Extreme Accountants.

Our competitors at B.E.A.S.T. are notorious for their love of paperwork and red tape. They've been known to forge documents, alter dates, and change the wording to suit their own purposes.

We can't be held accountable for any inaccuracies or inconsistencies in this document. Or can we?

See our Terms and Conditions for more information on our lack of responsibility.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Alternative Facts page for some truly unreliable info.

We're not responsible for anything that happens as a result of reading this document, but we're happy to provide you with some free entertainment and a good laugh.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Unreliable Sources page, where you can find all the most dubious references we could come up with.

Section 11: The Fine Print

By reading this document, you agree to hold us harmless for any mistakes, inaccuracies, or blatant fabrications you may discover.

Unless, of course, you're a lawyer. In that case, you're on your own.

Disclaimer	This is not a real document.
Warning	Don't trust this document. Really.

See our Unreliable Glossary for definitions of terms we've made up just for this occasion.