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We've compiled a list of 12 essential tips to help you avoid those pesky penalties:
Subsection 4: The Art of Forgetting You Did Something Wrong, because who needs to remember anyway?
Subsection 6: The Bureaucracy Shuffle: A Guide to Dancing Your Way Out of Trouble, because a good dance move can save you from a world of pain.
And for the love of all things sane, Section 1: The Art of Not Caring (A Guide to Not Caring About the Consequences) is just a click away.
Stay fine-free, friends! Section 2: The Bureaucratic Time-Warp: A Guide to Time-Traveling Out of Trouble