Section 9: Mandatory Bureaucratic Red Tape

Required reading: Chapter 3: The Bureaucratic Ladder

Also recommended: Section 9.1: The Fine Print

As per Regulation 345, subsection 4, article 2, all employees are required to fill out Form 345-B in triplicate, using only black ink, on quadruple-sized paper, and with a minimum of 17 different color-coded stamps.

Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 3-hour seminar on "The Importance of Red Tape" and a $50 fine.

For more information, see Section 10: Mandatory Training.

Disclaimer: This is just for fun and not actually required. Probably.

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