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Bureaucratic Red Tape: Assurance 12

Standardized Contract for the Uninitiated

Article 1: Incoherent Jargon

  1. Section 1.1: Gibberish Clause
  2. Section 1.2: Nonsensical Terms of Service

Article 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape

  1. Section 2.1: Bureaucratic Loop
  2. Section 2.2: Departmental Delays

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Acknowledgement of Incoherence