Assurance 12: Officially Recognized Bureaucratic Document

THIS DOCUMENT HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED BY THE BUREAUCRATIC UNION OF THE UNIVERSE.

IT IS HEREBY CERTIFIED THAT THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS ACCURATE AND NOT SUBJECT TO INTERPRETATION.

THE BUREAUCRATIC UNION OF THE UNIVERSE HEREBY DECLARES:

• The color blue is, in fact, a color.
• The number 42 is, in fact, the answer to the ultimate question.
• The meaning of life is, in fact, 42.