Use Case 3: "I Lost My Stapler, Now I Have to Use a Pencil"

You've managed to lose your stapler. Again. This time, it's not just any stapler, it's the one with the ergonomic grip that your boss specifically approved. The one with the 12 different color options for the clip. The one that held together the very fabric of our office's sanity.

A colleague has suggested using a pencil to hold up our meeting notes. A pencil. Can you really see how this is going to end well? The scribbles, the smudges, the faint scent of disappointment? We can do better. Or can we?

Use Case 4: "I Used the Pencil and Now I'm a Pariah" Alternative Solution 1: "Just Use the Stapler's Cousin, the Glue Gun"